madeagoestohell:

i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna

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flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

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THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..

THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW

I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY

THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU

IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON

WITHOUT YOU

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